Frequently Asked Questions

Where do you get your ideas from?

All over the place.  An idea can come from anywhere.  Mostly I hear something or see something and I think, 'That's a good idea.' 

What writers do you admire?

Glen Duncan and Chuck Palahniuk.  Both these guys are awesome and their books are brilliant.  You should check them out.  

Do you like a particular genre?

Anything transgressive.  Anything that shocks people and causes controversy.  

When do you write?

I don't really set out time to write.  Mostly,  if I'm itching to write an idea that's been prancing around in my head,  I'll try to write it down.  When I started writing my first,  big  idea,  I set out time to write it.  I would tell myself I had to finish a chapter a day.  Right now I'm working as a debt collector and it's so boring and monotonous that my mind wanders off and my creativity thrives,  so I've been writing a lot when I should be hounding people for money.

How long have you been writing for?

I first wrote a short story when I was in primary four but didn't really think anything of it.  After reading Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings,  I really got into writing.  Since then I've had ideas bouncing around my head.

What are you doing right now?

Answering this question.

Do you read your stories to anyone?

I read them to my girlfriend, India.  It's her opinion that I value most.

Have you ever won anything for writing?

Yes,  I won a snack sized Mars Bar for a story I wrote when I was nine.

What do you want from life?

The question should be,  'What does life want from me?'

Okay,  what does life want from you?'re a dick.

What does FAQs mean?

Are you  f****ng serious?

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