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Toast

Posted by michael michael on Tuesday, July 31, 2012, In : Toast 

Flat  12.  A  great,  concrete  slab  protruding  from  the  ground  like  a  grey  beacon  of  despair.  Inside  this  slab  there  is  sixty  small  and  crappy  apartments,  filled  with  losers,  loners,  slackers  and  junkies.

Right  now,  behind  the  peeling  green  paint  of  door  number  55,  pacing  up  and  down  his  living  room,  is  Danny.  Danny  is  a  struggling  writer  who  is  trying  to  write  a  book  about  a  struggling  writer.  This  idea  is  what  gets  him  o...


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T.P.

Posted by michael michael on Wednesday, July 18, 2012, In : T.P. 

My  mum  is  shaking  me  awake,  yelling  that  I'm  going  to  be  late.  She's  ripped  the  curtains  open  and  piercing sunlight  floods  into  my  room.  I  groan  with  satisfaction;  such  a  beautiful  day.

Then  realization  hits.  It  dawns  on  me  what  day  it  is  and  my  groan  of  satisfaction  turns  into  a  moan  of  frustration.  This  day,  this  beautiful,  gorgeous  monday,  this  day  is  the  first  day  of  school.  


The  first  time  I  see  her  she  is  walk...


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Cubicle

Posted by michael michael on Saturday, July 14, 2012, In : Cubicle 
She's  wearing  heels  that  are  far  too  high,  and  a  dress  so  tight  that  it  almost  forces  her  boobs  to  flop  out.  She's  applied  so  much  fake  tan  I'm  surprised  she's  not  glowing.  Her  hair  is  so  unnaturally  blonde  that  I'm  afraid  to  run  my  hand  through  it.
Right  now  we're  standing  on  a  street  corner  and  she's  bashing  buttons  on  her  phone;  texting,  as  usual.  We're  waiting  on  one  of  her  friends.  He's  a  gay  guy  called  Peter  a...
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About Me


Twisted tales of twisted things I guess, taken from my unpublished and unfinished book of short stories aptly named, 'Toilet'. So named because most of these twisted tales of twisted things were dreamed up while I was unglamorously perched upon the throne. Enjoy.....

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